Woe Goes Seattle

Written by lame

Seattle’s Recent Lame Track Record:

Washington Mutual: hometown bank the largest banking failure in US history (for now at least)
Boeing machinists union: on strike since September
Seattle Mariners: lost 101 games, finished 39 games out of first place
Washington Huskies: 0-5
Washington State Cougars: 1-6
Seattle Seahawks: 1-4
Seattle SuperSonics: RIP (left town after a lame assurance they would not leave town)