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		<title>Wallows in Lameness: Jeter Gold Glove</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Nov 2010 21:29:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lame</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wallows in lameness:  Derek Jeter won another Gold Glove award.   Managers and coaches vote on players in their own leagues.  This system is seriously messed up.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wallows in lameness:  Derek Jeter won another <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5784846">Gold Glove award</a>.   Managers and coaches vote on players in their own leagues.  This system is seriously messed up.</p>
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		<title>cell phone stores are so lame</title>
		<link>http://lamelist.com/index.php/2010/06/cell-phone-stores-are-so-lame/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 15:31:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lame</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ll never go to a store to get a cell phone again. I &#8216;ll always buy online.   A tale of 2 shopping experiences. The lame experience:  Couple of years ago, it took about 2 hours at the AT&#38;T store to get my new phone.  A lot of the time the sales guy was  fumbling [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ll never go to a store to get a cell phone again. I &#8216;ll always buy online.   A tale of 2 shopping experiences.</p>
<p>The lame experience:  Couple of years ago, it took about 2 hours at the AT&amp;T store to get my new phone.  A lot of the time the sales guy was  fumbling around to get the phone activated (I don&#8217;t think he knew what he was doing though he claimed the &#8220;system&#8221; was down but it a chance for him to sell me stuff I did not want). Store was crowded and cramped. While the network was &#8220;down,&#8221; the sales guy kept trying to sell me a different phone, then a warranty, then accessories.   Awful. Lame-o-rama.</p>
<p>The easy-peasy not lame experience: The next time I needed a new phone I bought it online from<a href="http://wireless.amazon.com/?tag=astoniinc5-20" target="_self"> amazon</a>.  Lots of choices. I even found a great phone for 1 cent. Plus, I changed carriers and kept my old number. Easy peasy and phone worked great.</p>
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		<title>No Cheap Canadian Meds for My Kitty</title>
		<link>http://lamelist.com/index.php/2009/04/no-cheap-canadian-meds-for-my-kitty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 07:05:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lame</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Something is dreadfully wrong when I can use the internet to easily order all sorts of prescription medications, including tightly controlled substances, as well as the human growth hormones and such stuff (if email and comment spam is to be believed). Yet I cannot easily order prescription medicine my cat takes daily. My vet writes [...]]]></description>
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<p>Something is dreadfully wrong when I can use the internet to easily order all sorts of prescription medications, including tightly controlled substances, as well as the human growth hormones and such stuff (if email and comment spam is to be believed).</p>
<p>Yet I cannot easily order prescription medicine my cat takes daily. My vet writes the prescription and fills it. One vet acts as prescriber and pharmacy and I am unable to get a copy of that prescription. All online vets that I have checked require a faxed copy of the prescription.  No cheap Canadian meds for my kitty.</p>
<p><small>(kitten photo from <a title="Kiten Photo" href="&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.flickr.com/photos/earthandeden/395466458/&quot;&gt;" target="_self">Flikr </a>via Creative Commons license)</small></p>
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		<title>Social Security Crowd Big on Protesting Government Spending</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:59:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lame</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Look at those photos of tax day protests &#8212; those anti-Obama &#8220;tea party&#8221; events to protest taxes, government bailouts and big spending budget proposals. Did you ever notice how the faces in the crowds are mostly retirees who are the benefactors of the biggest government entitlements ever: Social Security and Medicare? &#160; .]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Look at those photos of tax day protests &#8212; those anti-Obama &#8220;tea party&#8221; events to protest taxes, government bailouts and big spending budget proposals.</p>
<p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-163" title="Tax Protest in California" src="http://lamelist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/taxprotestca.jpg" alt="Tax Protest in California" hspace="6" vspace="6" width="325" height="216" align="left" /></p>
<p>Did you ever notice how the faces in the crowds are mostly retirees who are the benefactors of the biggest government entitlements ever:  Social Security and Medicare?</p>
<p><img class="size-full wp-image-162" title="Tax Protest in North Carolina" src="http://lamelist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/taxprotestnc.jpg" alt="Tax Protest in North Carolina" hspace="6" vspace="6" width="325" height="255" align="left" /></p>
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		<title>Why Salmonella Recalled Products Still On Store Shelves?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 21:09:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lame</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why is a local upscale grocery store still selling products that are on the FDA&#8217;s expanded list of recalled products for salmonella?  Even after I pointed out the problem?  Likely not grubbing for profits.  I&#8217;m guessing it is confusion over the list of recalled products. That list grew fast and kept changing as supply chains [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why is a local upscale grocery store still selling products that are on the FDA&#8217;s expanded list of recalled products for salmonella?  Even after I pointed out the problem? </p>
<p>Likely not grubbing for profits.  I&#8217;m guessing it is confusion over the list of recalled products. That list grew fast and kept changing as supply chains were unraveled. </p>
<p>The store clerk dutifully and sincerely checked the store&#8217;s printout of recalled products as though the list was the official gospel.  </p>
<p>Sure, the store office had a printed list.   List got old.  But the printout was etched in stone to store employees. </p>
<p>Yo, FDA!  Get a better system of notifying retailers and consumers.  That bad food is still out there.</p>
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		<title>Girl Scout Cookies Continue Lame Tradition of Trans Fats</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 07:10:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lame</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Girl Scout cookie season is upon us.  Last year I wrote that I was disgusted that the cookies still contained partially hydrogenated oils, yet the Girl Scout HQ folks proudly proclaim the cookies to be trans fat free because each unrealistic serving size is below the FDA lame definition that .5g per miniscule serving equals 0 grams transfat. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Girl Scout cookie season is upon us.  Last year <a title="Girl Scout cookies contain lame hydgrogenated oils" href="http://lamelist.com/index.php/2008/03/lame-girl-scout-cookies-still-contain-hydrogenated-oils/" target="_self">I wrote that I was disgusted</a> that the cookies still contained partially hydrogenated oils, yet the Girl Scout HQ folks proudly proclaim the cookies to be trans fat free because each unrealistic serving size is below the FDA lame definition that .5g per miniscule serving equals 0 grams transfat.  </p>
<p>So, instead of buying cookies , I simply donated cash and said to please keep the cookies so as not to punish the kids.</p>
<p>This year, same lame story.   Again, I&#8217;ll donate cash and tell them to keep the cookies.  I&#8217;ll also promote recipes for <a title="Homemade Girl Scout Cookies" href="http://bakingbites.com/2009/01/homemade-girl-scout-cookie-recipes/" target="_self">homemade Girl Scout cookies from BakingBites.com</a> who expresses thoughts I share:</p>
<blockquote><p>The other day, I expressed <a href="http://bakingbites.com/2008/01/girl-scout-cookie-season-and-trans-fas/">some concern</a> over the fact that (a) Girl Scout cookies still have trans fats in them because they are made with hydrogenated shortening instead of, say, butter and (b) Girl Scout cookies don’t taste all that great any more &#8211; especially considering that the price per box has gone up and the size of the cookies seems to have gone down. I mentioned that I wanted to make my own Girl Scout Cookies and decided that I would go for it! This week, I’ll be featuring recipes for three of my favorites &#8211; these, <a href="http://bakingbites.com/2008/01/homemade-girl-scout-cookies-samoas/">Samoas</a> and <a href="http://bakingbites.com/2008/01/homemade-girl-scout-cookies-tagalongs/">Tagalongs</a> - and (if you’re lucky) I might throw in a bonus recipe, as well, though you can find a <a href="http://bakingbites.com/2005/10/thin-minties/">Thin Mint recipe</a> in the archives if you want even more. </p></blockquote>
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		<title>Your Package Has Experienced an Exception</title>
		<link>http://lamelist.com/index.php/2008/12/your-package-has-experienced-an-exception/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 08:56:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lame</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today, my email inbox taunts me with subjects like: There&#8217;s Still Time! Rush shipping extended on great gifts &#8230; Christmas Gift Baskets in Time For Christmas Last Chance for Christmas Delivery Get Delivery by Christmas &#8230; Last Day to Order Gifts in Time for Holiday Delivery  That last one is from the company that I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today, my email inbox taunts me with subjects like:</p>
<blockquote><p>There&#8217;s Still Time! Rush shipping extended on great gifts &#8230;<br />
Christmas Gift Baskets in Time For Christmas<br />
Last Chance for Christmas Delivery<br />
Get Delivery by Christmas &#8230;<br />
Last Day to Order Gifts in Time for Holiday Delivery </p></blockquote>
<p>That last one is from the company that I placed a toy order with on December 15th. I have little hope of receiving it because of the snowstorm that slammed our area.  Nothing is moving in and out and around our fair city.</p>
<p>I have become too reliant on our nation’s delivery infrastructure. Although I placed all orders by December 15th, my gifts have little hope of arriving.  My favorite status message is “Your package has experienced an exception.” Threw an exception.  Funny sad to us software geeks.</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Going To the Polls&#8221; a Quant, Old Fashioned Notion</title>
		<link>http://lamelist.com/index.php/2008/11/going-to-the-polls-a-quant-old-fashioned-notion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 08:39:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lame</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another election rant. The media talked and wrote about polling places, the impact of the weather on voting, and more. How quaint. How old fashioned. I live in a county that is all vote by mail. The vast majority of my state is that way. All of Oregon is vote by mail. Younger voters never [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another election rant. The media talked and wrote about polling places, the impact of the weather on voting, and more. How quaint. How old fashioned.  I live in a county that is all vote by mail. The vast majority of my state is that way. All of Oregon is vote by mail. Younger voters never have voted in person. </p>
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		<title>Lame: The Endless Race Thing From the Media</title>
		<link>http://lamelist.com/index.php/2008/11/lame-the-endless-race-thing-from-the-media/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 07:51:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lame</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m excited that Obama won and that the long campaign is over. Dear media, I really don&#8217;t want to hear how Obama is the first &#8220;African-American President&#8221; or listen to any talk of the significance of his race. Let&#8217;s just welcome him as our new president. Quit parading around the race card and get on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m excited that Obama won and that the long campaign is over.  Dear media,</p>
<blockquote><p>I really don&#8217;t want to hear how Obama is the first &#8220;African-American President&#8221; or listen to any talk of the significance of his race. Let&#8217;s just welcome him as our new president. Quit parading around the race card and get on with things.</p></blockquote>
<p>My son is 4 years old and as far as he is concerned, race, color, creed is irrelevant and meaningless. Let&#8217;s keep it that way.</p>
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		<title>Many Millions of Dollars for 3 Weeks Work</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 20:42:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lame</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently, the CEO of WaMu, Alan Fishman,  was on a plane from NY to Seattle when the company was seized. He got on the plane a CEO and got off the plane unemployed.  But shed no tears, he gets to keep his multi-million $$$  bonus for joining WaMu 3 months weeks ago plus he gets a multi-million $$$ golden parachute. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apparently, the CEO of WaMu, Alan Fishman,  was on a plane from NY to Seattle when the company was seized. He got on the plane a CEO and got off the plane unemployed.  But shed no tears, he gets to keep his multi-million $$$  bonus for joining WaMu 3 <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">months</span> weeks ago plus he gets a multi-million $$$ golden parachute.  Something in the range of $12-18 mil (depending on which report you read) for keeping a seat warm 90 days and assuring us peasants the long-term viability of WaMu.  Now explain to me again why I should spend my money to bail these people out?</p>
<p>The good news is that the financial crisis has been solved.  <a href="http://lamelist.com/index.php/2008/09/mccain-as-captain-america/" target="_self">Captain America</a> has announced that all is good in the nation&#8217;s capital and he will resume his campaign and be at the debate.  Bless his heart, we are lucky to have great heroes like Captain America in this time of crisis.  Seriously, he did us a favor by blowing up the deal. He saved us all a lot of money.  Sometimes unintended consequences are your friend.  We need some luck and we got some yesterday.  One day at a time.</p>
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