Elvis’ Gold Lamé Suit via Flickr

The lame experience:  Couple of years ago, it took about 2 hours at the AT&T store to get my new phone.  A lot of the time the sales guy was  fumbling around to get the phone activated (I don’t think he knew what he was doing though he claimed the “system” was down but it a chance for him to sell me stuff I did not want). Store was crowded and cramped. While the network was “down,” the sales guy kept trying to sell me a different phone, then a warranty, then accessories.   Awful. Lame-o-rama.

The easy-peasy not lame experience: The next time I needed a new phone I bought it online from amazon.  Lots of choices. I even found a great phone for 1 cent. Plus, I changed carriers and kept my old number. Easy peasy and phone worked great.

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Might not be quite as lame if the cows weren't always hanging out there

Sizemore, center fielder for the Cleveland Indians, salary was $4,766,666 last year yet called in a posse of MLB lawyers. MLB lawyers are lame to waste their time on a sophomoric act gone wrong.  Anyone who thinks digital photos don’t circulate, has rocks for brains.

Here’s a fabulously funny bit from the comic George Carlin about angels:

“Here’s another question I’ve been pondering – what is all this sh** about angels?  Have you heard this?  Three out of four people belive in angels.  Are you f***ing stupid?  Has everybody lost their mind?  You know what I think it is?  I think it’s a massive, collective, psychotic chemical flashback for all the drugs smoked, swallowed, shot, and obsorbed rectally by all Americans from 1960 to 1990.  Thirty years of street drugs will get you some f***ing angels, my friend!”